Unchained Preppers
Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: Kobalt on August 27, 2011, 02:24:47 PM
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Start!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bYrbHa4284
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzL49yMFf34&feature=channel_video_title
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Lmfao....nola,your goin to hell!
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Agreed
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
Takes the cake, In das boot.
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I'm posting this everywhere!!!!!!!! I think its one of the most unintentionally laugh your ass off video of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w_q8qEgU88
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old school internet humor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K72XpSvrds4
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Thats nothin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
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HALO 4 Gameplay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc7ENnCaiu8&feature=related
inter-i-ay crack-a-dal alligator..i drive a chevelle..movie the-atre
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Thats nothin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
holy shit, you win. that's fuckin epic.
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Just wait.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8tq0sR4WBc
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Epic yoda.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icAji8f3kqQ&feature=related
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a mexican classic that happened at my home city never gets old
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89CnP0Iq30
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a mexican classic that happened at my home city never gets old
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89CnP0Iq30
LOL! reminds me a little of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqOzg2NLMQs
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a mexican classic that happened at my home city never gets old
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89CnP0Iq30
LOL! reminds me a little of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqOzg2NLMQs
lol
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I think this one is most funny but check out the auto tuned ones too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
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Saw this on VTAC , thought it was decent.
http://youtu.be/PKMhQbeh1Ms
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... the last member to sign up on L&L before the site wend down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB2_mkhgNfE
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Nola,dude a warning would have been nice, I nearly sprayed my monitor with Corona I was laughin so hard, think I had some come out my nose....going to clean up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA0SQ_-SElM ;D
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I don't know wtf is going on here...but I laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHEFbX81XWQ&feature=player_embedded
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thanks for wasting 3 minutes 47 seconds of my life. ::)
lol how bout this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qXEU9xZCXM
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I don't know wtf is going on here...but I laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHEFbX81XWQ&feature=player_embedded
As the local dutch guy I feel obligated to translate. Just know these guys' speak the Dutch equivalent of Jive, so bear with me.
Honk honk honk honk honk,
With (fat chicks name) up on the scooter.
Ije ije ije ije,
Gona ride with her for a while.
Ukke ukke ukke ukke,
It probably wont work for me.
But that doesn't mater, because I wait for her,
Alone I?ll be able to get it done.
(2X)
When I hear (fat chick) singing again.
I stand and happily dance to it.
Keep on looking at me,
I?ve got my own dance move,
Yeah for that fun talent,
I really and the right dude,
Oh (fat chick) why do you put me to the test?
Honk honk honk honk honk,
With (fat chicks name) up on the scooter.
Ije ije ije ije,
Gona ride with her for a while.
Ukke ukke ukke ukke,
It probably wont work for me.
But that doesn't mater, because I wait for her,
Alone I?ll be able to get it done.
(2X)
I drink again a couple of bottles,
which I see as the lady singers!
And than I don?t know who I?ve got to choose,
With (female name) under the shower,
With (female name) in the jacuzzi,
But something with (fat chick) looks good to me as well.
Honk honk honk honk honk,
With (fat chicks name) up on the scooter.
Ije ije ije ije,
Gona ride with her for a while.
Ukke ukke ukke ukke,
It probably wont work for me.
But that doesn't mater, because I wait for her,
Alone I?ll be able to get it done.
(2X)
I had to look up the lyrics on some parts, but It turns out that the guy is mentally handicapped who applied to "Hollands got talent" but wasn't given a chance now he's a YouTube star.
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I had to look up the lyrics on some parts, but It turns out that the guy is mentally handicapped who applied to "Hollands got talent" but wasn't given a chance now he's a YouTube star.
I still laugh, But feel bad doing it. A little. :'(
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this guy fuckin rocks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 8)
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this guy fuckin rocks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 8)
I hope you AD in your foot... >:(
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This is awsome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_W_xLWtNa0
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this one made me chuckle...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpZ24nPTmUo
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I finaly get that joke.
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I'm posting this everywhere!!!!!!!! I think its one of the most unintentionally laugh your ass off video of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w_q8qEgU88
Thank you. After watching this video I now feel well trained and have the confidence that I can effectively handle any situation a bully may try to put me in. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co Wait! I didn't see anything detailing what to do if they kick sand in your face. :o
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Family reunion?
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Family reunion?
Lmao.....
Good one spirit! But remember....reaver eats ppl and young bucks are tender meat!
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Renewable resource right theeerr. O:-)
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I know of what you speak.
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http://crass.on.ru/flash/aaa.html
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http://crass.on.ru/flash/aaa.html
Gawd that thing looks Virus ridden.
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http://crass.on.ru/flash/aaa.html
Gawd that thing looks Virus ridden.
its not... i scanned it first
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http://m.thechive.com/2011/09/01/guy-loses-control-of-gun-everyone-has-a-good-laugh-video/
Third comment down on the page.
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http://m.thechive.com/2011/09/01/guy-loses-control-of-gun-everyone-has-a-good-laugh-video/
Third comment down on the page.
first of all... shotgun guy.... possibly a little light in the loafers? and pink pistol guy... well... [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co grade A moron.
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police training
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67o2A3Yz-Y&feature=related
sadly it's realistic
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police training
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67o2A3Yz-Y&feature=related
sadly it's realistic
[URL=http://www.smileyvault.co [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
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http://youtu.be/95qZtwJNjxk
http://youtu.be/vIyWt16e8oo
http://youtu.be/891dtRIB-FQ
http://youtu.be/30InBgGhiSo
This shit cant be real, but its pretty funny.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsN-G6W4d9A&feature=feedrec
Lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civOdWxd4Kc
And of course the auto-tune song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEaXZEE2Vig
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this one made me chuckle...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpZ24nPTmUo
Effe It! We'll Do It Live! Effe It!
I laughed so hard when I first saw this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civOdWxd4Kc
And of course the auto-tune song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEaXZEE2Vig
Yeah I remember when this came out. That Antoine Dodson is some piece of work. lol he's pretty funny. Glad he was able to help his sister though. I don't go for a man forcing themselves on a woman. Although, that might make me a hypocrite as I don't really have a problem with vice versa.
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please do
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVTFUBsAw2U
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI19Tu9dWYA&feature=relmfu
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If you don't laugh at this a kitty will die..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eaNz3VaDHU
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If you don't laugh at this a kitty will die..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eaNz3VaDHU
LMAO!
"What the HELL is wrong with you!?!?!?!? YOU'VE BEEN EATING ME!!!!!"
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If you don't laugh at this a kitty will die..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eaNz3VaDHU
"AHHHH THE SEXUAL THRILL!" :))
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A cat has died.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-takes-group-of-schoolchildren-hostage,26207/
and reaction:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/capitol-police-issue-all-clear-following-onion-tweets-article/2011/09/29/gIQAYs4J7K_blog.html
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-takes-group-of-schoolchildren-hostage,26207/
and reaction:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/capitol-police-issue-all-clear-following-onion-tweets-article/2011/09/29/gIQAYs4J7K_blog.html
Now that is funny.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-takes-group-of-schoolchildren-hostage,26207/
and reaction:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/capitol-police-issue-all-clear-following-onion-tweets-article/2011/09/29/gIQAYs4J7K_blog.html
Now that is funny.
I'm waiting for Sorcha Faal to get ahold of this one so I can read about it in the European Times.
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I'm waiting for Sorcha Faal to get ahold of this one so I can read about it in the European Times.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mate you deserve a beer! :))
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Ghost...I love you. :'(
Those are awesome.
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Oooh a new bromance, eh?
Thatguy, step aside, it's me and Rah now.
;D O0
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He could never feel for you what I feel for Dave M.... never.
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He could never feel for you what I feel for Dave M.... never.
Oh, YEAH!?!? Well, pics or it didn't happen!
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WOW...I just unwittingly turned this into the gayest thread ever.... :o
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WOW...I just unwittingly turned this into the gayest thread ever.... :o
you seem to have a knack for that... :P
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:'(
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Do ya' want to know what REALLY happened to MrLockandLoad....and why he went missing for so long? (click image once to make larger)
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Enjoy
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=110_1318821390 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=110_1318821390)
Yup... that was fuckin funny. I would be pissed man
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Thanks to TheHossUSMC for finding & featuring this video on his YT channel.
If you don't laugh at this there is no hope for you.
open carry your gun marines show support for open carry by busting a move during bomb disposal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HD46conoyw#)
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that was epic... the ending couldn't have been any better.
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Agreed, freeze video right at 02:13 for epic-ness to the max! [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Win.
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The chain of events would be more complete if there was a cop holding a gun to the citizens head with a caption that says "EAT!"
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Techno Viking Heavy Metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpZBOH6cLQY#)
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Poor guy. Does he have epilepsy or something? We shouldn't be making fun of those people. It's not their fault.
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Ah, Techno Viking you are truly an inspiration...
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Ah, Techno Viking you are truly an inspiration...
Amen lol :))
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http://wap.collegehumor.com/video/6648229/siri-argument (http://wap.collegehumor.com/video/6648229/siri-argument)
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http://wap.collegehumor.com/video/6644920/in-the-unlikely-event (http://wap.collegehumor.com/video/6644920/in-the-unlikely-event)
The first one of this link below is pretty lame but the ebay car one is pretty funny.
http://wap.collegehumor.com/video/6643870/jake-and-amir-rosies-appointment (http://wap.collegehumor.com/video/6643870/jake-and-amir-rosies-appointment)
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Meanwhile, In Africa...
Ape With AK-47 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU#ws)
Chimp with Machete (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-0vbvy2ip4#ws)
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the truth behind womens self defense
MADtv Self Defense for Women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWn2uMphYN4#)
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Catvertising (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkOQw96cfyE#ws)
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Gun safety.
gun safety gone wrong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IouUsPsUg4Y#ws)
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Beauty hurts for Jessica Rabbit wannabe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5G4pcvAvFM#)
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LOL! Yep, that's something. I'm not sure what. But it is definitely one of the more unusual mouths I've seen.
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Only surgery that bitch needs is a frontal lobe lobotomy! Lol
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Spongebob band - Solsagan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kToUFG18Osc#)
\m/
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Negligent Discharges happen.
lol if you get it.
if you dont LOL
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took me a second to get it, but thats epic
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Spongebob band - Solsagan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kToUFG18Osc#)
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Hell yeah Chesty, love your taste in music lol
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I wish this place was near me. they'd get my business for sure. http://www.break.com/index/fat-ho-burgers-2032193 (http://www.freesmileys.or
[url=http://www.break.com/index/fat-ho-burgers-2032193)
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LOL! Catchy name. I guess sex sells. NOLA it's only a 1,000 mile drive from your place. Just say, "Hey baby, how do you feel about a road trip to get some fat ho?"
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LOL! Catchy name. I guess sex sells. NOLA it's only a 1,000 mile drive from your place. Just say, "Hey baby, how do you feel about a road trip to get some fat ho?"
Come on, lets go get some of " dat " fat ho
Sledge you down? Pick me up I'll pay you gas money.
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Yeah, I would be but my wife isn't going to let me anywhere near El Paso on my own. She'd be afraid I was going to step across the border. :)
Yeah, that's right. I'm PW.
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The Walking Dead Party Rock!!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vBiB2B9AHU#ws)
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The Walking Dead Party Rock!!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vBiB2B9AHU#ws)
That's horrible yet very funny.
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9/11: A Conspiracy Theory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuC_4mGTs98#ws)
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I love grandma and apple pie so I guess I'm supposed to keep my mouth shut. But to quote the Swede, "I just couldn't make those numbers add up." If you don't know who the Swede is you are missing a great show.
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ASP...that was epic win, dude.
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Ultimate George Bush Stupidicy Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lwbSdL2s00#)
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I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???
So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten......sive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................ now that you've read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else smile today :)
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Lol. Russkies took out his tv. Hahaha.
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This is more of a wtf thing. http://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8 (http://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8)
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Ah, yep. The "WTF?" part came in loud and clear.
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This is more of a wtf thing. http://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8 (http://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ba_1322732392 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ba_1322732392)
I think these two should meet.
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cable cutters and sunshine... it's the most important part.
"Herman Cain" ? A BLR Soundbite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5xZKszXMQ#ws)
courtesy of my lady
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cable cutters and sunshine... it's the most important part.
courtesy of my lady
"Cause everyone needs toucan stubbs"...
OMFG What a way to start the day... thanks NOLA
[url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m LMAO
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Look who's back.............. um ...... that'd be me.
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i lold
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Warped tour 2011 Chicago! Kid gets punched. Mosh pit! Winds of Plague (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQpVIcUiDlM#)
mute this gay shit,
Ghostbusters Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MjuEqaSWmk#)
go to about 12 secs and play this^
LOL get it?! because it looks like there fight ghosts!!
i kinda feel bad about laughing at them, because they might just be epileptic trying to swim...
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They kind of looked like they were doing zombie impersonations. Wonder what that was all about?
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They kind of looked like they were doing zombie impersonations. Wonder what that was all about?
it's this queer style of "dancing" to that "core" metal bullshit.
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That's the gayest moshing i've ever seen.
Getting punched in a mosh pit is part of moshing.
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That's the gayest moshing i've ever seen.
Getting punched in a mosh pit is part of moshing.
that wasnt moshing...i hate those fucking karate kid fags, i go out of my way to destroy those guys in my pit...
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(http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/Mooseheads.jpg)
lol. these got arrested for causing 12 accidents on a freeway in maine. LOOL!
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That's the gayest moshing i've ever seen.
Getting punched in a mosh pit is part of moshing.
that wasnt moshing...i hate those fucking karate kid fags, i go out of my way to destroy those guys in my pit...
Hell-fucking-yea.
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And just in time for Christmas!!!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Christmas Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaxXhwxiaSI#)
[url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Fucking Win
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Tongue Action 2 Comment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQI7ZiZ-o6A#ws)
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[img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
What the fuck
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her lips are going to get chapped if she keeps doing that C:-) [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co 8)
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I love watching epic rap battles. http://youtu.be/CeLrlmV9A-s (http://youtu.be/CeLrlmV9A-s)
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What a way to bring the shit back! Awesome lol
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Hitler won that one.
" you couldn't even get your own son into the family business " hahaahahah [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Darth owned at the end, but hitler rhymed better.
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BWAAA!! stand at attention a Sieg fucking Heil!
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I almost cried, I laughed so hard. Hitler rocked that one. The rancor pit was a cheap out for Vader. It would've been like Vader getting blitzed by a Tiger tank.
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I almost cried, I laughed so hard. Hitler rocked that one. The rancor pit was a cheap out for Vader. It would've been like Vader getting blitzed by a Tiger tank.
seriously man. hitler won for sure.
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Lol, And now for something that does not involve Hitler. http://youtu.be/SFQztiWg3-Y (http://youtu.be/SFQztiWg3-Y)
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Nyan Cat - Troll Face Version (Nyan Troll Cat) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPoFQEWF5HY#ws)
and back to hilter
Nein Cat! - Hitlers Revenge! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i0DJJQ5w_k#)
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Yo man put that bag on! http://youtu.be/cn3F-QurAL4 (http://youtu.be/cn3F-QurAL4)
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http://www.youtube.com/user/boxxybabee#p/a/u/1/mhVhS1Z0-ig (http://www.youtube.com/user/boxxybabee#p/a/u/1/mhVhS1Z0-ig)
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http://www.youtube.com/user/boxxybabee#p/a/u/1/mhVhS1Z0-ig (http://www.youtube.com/user/boxxybabee#p/a/u/1/mhVhS1Z0-ig)
I have two things to say about that.
Number 1. She is pretty cute.
Number 2. Bitches be crazy!!
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http://www.youtube.com/user/boxxybabee#p/a/u/1/mhVhS1Z0-ig (http://www.youtube.com/user/boxxybabee#p/a/u/1/mhVhS1Z0-ig)
I have two things to say about that.
Number 1. She is pretty cute.
Number 2. Bitches be crazy!!
lol, I found this bitch while doing random things.
Fox news said. " She's the queen of trolls " so naturally I had to figure out what the issue is. She's on fucking cocaine or something. I don't know how long I could put up with that, honestly I kind of just want to punch her in the face. And I don't hit females [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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i could put up with that for a while, put up with worse for a girl who wasnt as cute as her...
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Sorry, but I had to. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyn0DQ_VWhA#ws)
LMAO :))
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http://youtu.be/c75rWF4US_M (http://youtu.be/c75rWF4US_M) Am I going to hell?
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my god that made me laugh...
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so i just put a stocking over my dogs head and she was walking around blind and what not and my 5yo sister is yelling (while laughing) 'take it off shes gona die shes gona die !' loooool
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so i just put a stocking over my dogs head and she was walking around blind and what not and my 5yo sister is yelling (while laughing) 'take it off shes gona die shes gona die !' loooool
I think it's sweet that she loves that dog and wants to save it's little life. LOL! Oh, and you're mean!
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so i just put a stocking over my dogs head and she was walking around blind and what not and my 5yo sister is yelling (while laughing) 'take it off shes gona die shes gona die !' loooool
I think it's sweet that she loves that dog and wants to save it's little life. LOL! Oh, and you're mean!
the dog knocked over a nice big bowl of rice, i had to clean that crap up....well i had it coming lol
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Big Booty Bitches!!! http://youtu.be/TIcJ7nXJmhc (http://youtu.be/TIcJ7nXJmhc)
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i would follow her to hel and back.
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Another wtf? thing. http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4 (http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4)
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Another wtf? thing. http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4 (http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4)
Thank you. That is the best thing ever.
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Spirit, I really did NOT want to laugh at that...but I did.
[img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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Indian Power rangers http://youtu.be/-bAN7Ts0xBo (http://youtu.be/-bAN7Ts0xBo)
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Spirit, I really did NOT want to laugh at that...but I did.
Don't you just love my new pic?
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Spirit, I really did NOT want to laugh at that...but I did.
Don't you just love my new pic?
Never ever change it.
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Spirit, I really did NOT want to laugh at that...but I did.
Don't you just love my new pic?
Never ever change it.
If I ever do, it'll be even better than this one.
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http://youtu.be/1ot9JtiHhiU (http://youtu.be/1ot9JtiHhiU)
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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give that bitch a shovel.
Lol, the wife told that to me last night right before bed time. I thought it was hilarious.
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What kind of tree can fit in your hand?
A palm tree.
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What kind of tree can fit in your hand?
:))
???
[img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
:-[
*groan*
Why am I always the one who laughs at the lame jokes? Why!?
:'(
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Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad - (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4#)
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Frosty you dick now that dumb ass song is stuck in my head [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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[URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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http://youtu.be/VrdwhXNt4qw (http://youtu.be/VrdwhXNt4qw)
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http://youtu.be/XTGmTrQXrwg (http://youtu.be/XTGmTrQXrwg)
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/375282_346621045367355_205344452828349_1300363_1111595095_n.jpg)
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Another wtf? thing.
Damn it, Spirit! I'm watching this thing again! LOL
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Another wtf? thing.
Damn it, Spirit! I'm watching this thing again! LOL
It gets addicting.
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http://youtu.be/2PIC5wGeXbk (http://youtu.be/2PIC5wGeXbk)
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LMFAO!
Heres one that had me rolling cause I can see a few people on here doing this sorta thing...
Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBw8Jz7IwUY#noexternalembed-ws)
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this song is the bomb diggity! F**K You Hipsters (http://www.smileyvault.co
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2W0LqQwEE#ws)
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LMFAO!
Heres one that had me rolling cause I can see a few people on here doing this sorta thing...
Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBw8Jz7IwUY#noexternalembed-ws)
http://youtu.be/22YWYAtcyEA (http://youtu.be/22YWYAtcyEA) The first thing that came to mind.
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http://youtu.be/PKMhQbeh1Ms (http://youtu.be/PKMhQbeh1Ms)]http://youtu.be/PKMhQbeh1Ms
I love My Marine Corp...
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I thought the caption in this one by Crankeeprepper was funny
Your Redemption Draws Nigh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hDzjamE5QM#ws)
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(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j365/FrostyTac/387876_255129827876771_221106037945817_748714_812522140_n.jpg)
(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j365/FrostyTac/398511_275594165830337_221106037945817_803869_1366553089_n.jpg)
(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j365/FrostyTac/384369_255165697873184_221106037945817_748814_1453705170_n.jpg)
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lol
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Like A Boss http://youtu.be/OWriQKEUzCI (http://youtu.be/OWriQKEUzCI)
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The freaky haired bitches would probably have to happen. >:D
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/juba811/388444_345170215499917_264212520262354_1603946_1628063652_n.jpg)
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Sent to me from a buddy of mine out in Fort Mac. I hope that it's a mistake. :))
(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j365/FrostyTac/400101_10151171284335397_596285396_22447218_1326210468_n.jpg)
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Sent to me from a buddy of mine out in Fort Mac. I hope that it's a mistake. :))
(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j365/FrostyTac/400101_10151171284335397_596285396_22447218_1326210468_n.jpg)
Crap that's cold.
I'll take my chances with the hurricanes and flash mobs of seniors tripping out on viagra and ensure.
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I'll take my chances with the hurricanes and flash mobs of seniors tripping out on viagra and ensure.
LOL! That's funny! :) Yeah, you can always tell when one has over dosed by that wild look in their eye. LOL!
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Hey Frosty whats that in 'Merican cause thats what we talk round here is 'merican, we dont want no soviet style metric system! :D
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Hey Frosty whats that in 'Merican cause thats what we talk round here is 'merican, we dont want no soviet style metric system! :D
-6 Celsius is 21 Fahrenheit and -99 Celsius comes up to -146 Fahrenheit.
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http://youtu.be/8yvEYKRF5IA (http://youtu.be/8yvEYKRF5IA)
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B. Dolan - "FILM THE POLICE" ft. Toki Wright, Jasiri X, Buddy Peace, Sage Francis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyT1buoyTnY#ws)
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http://youtu.be/GogjFO8GNEo (http://youtu.be/GogjFO8GNEo)
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Banned Commercial - Doritos 3d (Recommended) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjJ1fxuJ4uU#)
Hilarious Commerial!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dwR-F79MjU#)
Top Funny Ads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2kxto3zBqg#)
It's broken
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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150551239323419&set=o.371652628607&type=1&theater (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150551239323419&set=o.371652628607&type=1&theater)
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http://209.197.93.201/HK-AmmoBackwardsAd.jpg (http://209.197.93.201/HK-AmmoBackwardsAd.jpg)
and more!!
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http://209.197.93.201/HK-AmmoBackwardsAd.jpg (http://209.197.93.201/HK-AmmoBackwardsAd.jpg)
and more!!
lol it's because the people who work at HK in Germany aren't actually allowed to own guns.
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(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/juba811/Chubninja.jpg)
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(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/juba811/Chubninja.jpg)
How in the fuck did you find a picture of me out on the range? LOL ^-^
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bro, I was going to say that I stole this picture from Wildturkey's secret masturbation room. But then I got a weird feeling and didn't lol :))
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Reaver how do you know about sauna cuddle hug time?
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Reaver how do you know about sauna cuddle hug time?
I don't want to talk about this anymore ???
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Girls of StraightPrep.com
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I got mine.
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The Zombie Apocalypse has been going on for years actually. For my proof, look at the Republican and Democratic parties for the last 40 years and the people who voted them in.
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Tit for Tat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF7K5bsj7mk#ws)
Best defense ever!
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WIN!!!
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WIN!!!
I second this!!!
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(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/juba811/423453_236539149762336_125775874171998_510718_2063851235_n.jpg)
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AWESOME! LOL [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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lol, don't ask me how I got here.... [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
lol, at 1:03 IT cuts ass I think.. [img]http://www.smileydesign.n
Damn Trolls.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlEUcd10iM#ws)
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Reaver [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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lol, don't ask me how I got here.... [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
lol, at 1:03 IT cuts ass I think.. [img]http://www.smileydesign.n
Damn Trolls.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlEUcd10iM#ws)
Kill it with fire!
Be honest, Reaver, would you eat that?
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Probably not.
But all of that ...extra ugh....
Well lets just say, there are ways to use body fats for fuels, & that is probably what would happen with that. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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LOL So that thing would basically become lamp fuel? LOL
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LOL So that thing would basically become lamp fuel? LOL
I wouldn't have to worry about fuel for a while. lol
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just making whale oil is goddamn stinky, but processing that might outright kill you
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I wouldn't have to worry about fuel for a while. lol
Maybe a years worth.
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Feed me enough wildturkey 101 and I would hit it!! I would require a half gallon of whiskey and a 50 lbs bag of flour, the flour is to cover her in (so i can find the wet spot for you young bloods) :o.
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Feed me enough wildturkey 101 and I would hit it!! I would require a half gallon of whiskey and a 50 lbs bag of flour, the flour is to cover her in (so i can find the wet spot for you young bloods) :o.
yup youve done alot of fat chicks in your day.....
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The flour trick is a tried and true method, from what I've heard... I've never done a fat chick, but like I said, turning down head from a fat chick is really tough when you're single. LOL :-X
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Hitler's Reaction to Gen4 Glocks, the 45. ACP, and Americans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQYep23-onw#ws)
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yeah i lol'd hard
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Girls of StraightPrep.com
i may have some pics like this one with my guns in them coming soon... >:D
keep your fingers crossed.
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My wife showed me this last night. LOL!
Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women.
1) You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22, no questions asked.
2) You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
3) If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
4) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
5) Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
6) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
7) Handguns function normally every day of the month.
8) A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
9) A handgun doesn't mind of you go to sleep after you use it.
10) You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
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One day, a local rancher in a community of German decent was driving down a country road and noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:
"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have peed in it."
The man shouted back:
"I'm from New York and I'm just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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My wife showed me this last night. LOL!
Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women.
1) You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22, no questions asked.
2) You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
3) If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
4) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
5) Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
6) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
7) Handguns function normally every day of the month.
8) A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
9) A handgun doesn't mind of you go to sleep after you use it.
10) You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
The wife and I have His & Hers shirts [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co We wear them to all the gunshows we go to. :))
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Nola i Lol'd fucking hard at that video
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Girls of StraightPrep.com
i may have some pics like this one with my guns in them coming soon... >:D
keep your fingers crossed.
Just ah, make sure they're unloaded. You don't want to be like this one couple I heard of on the news a few years back where the dumbass forgot to unchamber the final round and his blushing bride to a shot in the vag. :o She lived. Exited through her upper pelvic region shall we say.
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http://youtu.be/Gf22A_uOhS8 (http://youtu.be/Gf22A_uOhS8)
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What the frack?!?!?!
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http://youtu.be/CwtfXzMvNYI (http://youtu.be/CwtfXzMvNYI)
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How did I never find out about Techno Viking before this? FML!
http://youtu.be/VudJpH-ytH4 (http://youtu.be/VudJpH-ytH4)
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Techno Viking seems to have aged some. I wonder if he was hiding out with MR. L&L?
The Return of the Techno Viking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te4ryN5NEtA#)
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How did I never find out about Techno Viking before this? FML!
http://youtu.be/VudJpH-ytH4 (http://youtu.be/VudJpH-ytH4)
Techno Viking was cool, before being cool, was cool.
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(http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr240/anthonycardenas/426165_655168220823_35201721_33885923_305048844_n.jpg)
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So true! :)
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bass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idozoSsHYkc#ws)
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Lol R33mix is awesome.
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lol!!!!!! Soldier drops fake grenade in Humvee as a prank (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ple2B_bGuZU#)
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Since when are humvee's that spacious.
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Its not a Humvee its a "Buffalo"? Or "MRAD"? Im not familiar with the new vehicles but the south africans made them and called them Chaparri's or some shit. I posted the same video on a thread started by THATGUY about these vehicles.
The video "The Last Domino" that I posted shows how a convoy of these are attacked in African Bush and the convoy rolls into the trees rolling down the ambushers. >:D
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Its an MRAP
God I miss my MRAP
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Good vehicle http://youtu.be/ml27LRyFqR4 (http://youtu.be/ml27LRyFqR4)
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I think that one was a Max Pro
I drove one of them for about 3 months then I switched over to the Caimen
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AK-47 Blows Up In Hands of An Insurgent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMXKo8fySrg#) i hope this happens more often [url=http://www.freesmileys.or
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i hope this happens more often
Says the guy who runs a ak. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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On that dash cam video, if you can't destroy it... pull the "rug" out from under it! lol
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i hope this happens more often
Says the guy who runs a ak. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
i meant i hope it happens to them [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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(http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr240/anthonycardenas/426165_655168220823_35201721_33885923_305048844_n.jpg)
That could not be any more true.
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Good vehicle http://youtu.be/ml27LRyFqR4 (http://youtu.be/ml27LRyFqR4)
I wouldn't be cussing, I'd just be glad I was still alive. Those MRAPs are awesome. Wish I had one. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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http://youtu.be/RYCT77YNHsk (http://youtu.be/RYCT77YNHsk)
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i thought we were supposed to post funny stuff........
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i thought we were supposed to post funny stuff........
http://youtu.be/FsqJFIJ5lLs (http://youtu.be/FsqJFIJ5lLs)
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best random video ever
Slap my ... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebw6G6sIeHw#ws)
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http://youtu.be/THlJh1J_Ong (http://youtu.be/THlJh1J_Ong)
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Funny, and can be used with large speakers to drive insurgents out of caves.
10 hours videos: This is sparta!! remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII#)
P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
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This one gets me everytime. http://youtu.be/W5a_fEzpDik (http://youtu.be/W5a_fEzpDik)
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We all knew [url]http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZKBOclc-VIY&v=ZKBOclc-VIY&gl=US]http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZKBOclc-VIY&v=ZKBOclc-VIY&gl=US] [url]http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZKBOclc-VIY&v=ZKBOclc-VIY&gl=US (http://[url=http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZKBOclc-VIY&v=ZKBOclc-VIY&gl=US) [/url]
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Lets hope chesty doesn't get this drill Sargent. http://youtu.be/s75nOHjjScE (http://youtu.be/s75nOHjjScE)
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P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
Good way to waste time at work! WOOT! lol. THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!
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Funny, and can be used with large speakers to drive insurgents out of caves.
10 hours videos: This is sparta!! remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII#)
P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
The first minute made me LOL.
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Funny, and can be used with large speakers to drive insurgents out of caves.
10 hours videos: This is sparta!! remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII#)
P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
This song was stuck in my head last night...
MANY THANKS! lol
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Funny, and can be used with large speakers to drive insurgents out of caves.
10 hours videos: This is sparta!! remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII#)
P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
This song was stuck in my head last night...
MANY THANKS! lol
Welcome (http://www.smileyvault.co[/color)
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Funny, and can be used with large speakers to drive insurgents out of caves.
10 hours videos: This is sparta!! remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII#)
P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
i fell asleep with this going, when i woke up i had a broken foot and a smashed wall from spartan kicking my wall [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
thanks.......
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http://youtu.be/QJQg_NXLyxg (http://youtu.be/QJQg_NXLyxg)
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Skyrim: Sneaking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHbF9ynGZV0#ws)
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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=hipster+jesus+loved+you+before+you+were+cool&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=887&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=UZ_YbzqwNOKGoM:&imgrefurl=http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/hipster-jesus&docid=oBPv2P5hmwsroM&imgurl=http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/6/15/23/hipster-jesus-17942-1308195852-1.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=0WlMT6PJNcHgsQKWpP0b&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=176&vpy=146&dur=3526&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=185&ty=123&sig=115874054957532896430&page=1&tbnh=128&tbnw=171&start=0&ndsp=53&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0 (http://www.google.com/imgres?q=hipster+jesus+loved+you+before+you+were+cool&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=887&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=UZ_YbzqwNOKGoM:&imgrefurl=http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/hipster-jesus&docid=oBPv2P5hmwsroM&imgurl=http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/6/15/23/hipster-jesus-17942-1308195852-1.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=0WlMT6PJNcHgsQKWpP0b&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=176&vpy=146&dur=3526&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=185&ty=123&sig=115874054957532896430&page=1&tbnh=128&tbnw=171&start=0&ndsp=53&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0)
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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=hipster+jesus+loved+you+before+you+were+cool&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=887&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=UZ_YbzqwNOKGoM:&imgrefurl=http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/hipster-jesus&docid=oBPv2P5hmwsroM&imgurl=http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/6/15/23/hipster-jesus-17942-1308195852-1.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=0WlMT6PJNcHgsQKWpP0b&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=176&vpy=146&dur=3526&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=185&ty=123&sig=115874054957532896430&page=1&tbnh=128&tbnw=171&start=0&ndsp=53&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0 (http://www.google.com/imgres?q=hipster+jesus+loved+you+before+you+were+cool&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=887&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=UZ_YbzqwNOKGoM:&imgrefurl=http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/hipster-jesus&docid=oBPv2P5hmwsroM&imgurl=http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/6/15/23/hipster-jesus-17942-1308195852-1.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=0WlMT6PJNcHgsQKWpP0b&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=176&vpy=146&dur=3526&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=185&ty=123&sig=115874054957532896430&page=1&tbnh=128&tbnw=171&start=0&ndsp=53&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0)
i saw one that said
you tip a waitress 20%
why give jesus 10% ?
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lol....this made my day HUNTER'S DISTURBING BIGFOOT VIDEO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2chjX672wc#)
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Ok that made me LOL.
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ETADIK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4HIrdMMhpM#)
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This one's for you BWB.
SUICIDAL SASQUATCH CAUGHT ON VIDEO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkiyl4IOpmE#)
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Don't be raciest. http://youtu.be/42pPIJmhnu4 (http://youtu.be/42pPIJmhnu4)
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Mitt Romney Vs Ron Paul - BACK to the FUTURE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtKPJ-Lx1sw#ws)
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This one's for you BWB.
SUICIDAL SASQUATCH CAUGHT ON VIDEO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkiyl4IOpmE#)
lmao how the hell did it fall of the roof with the guy not hurting himself? lol "its on my roof"
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Mitt Romney Vs Ron Paul - BACK to the FUTURE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtKPJ-Lx1sw#ws)
LOL So true.
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Check out this guy I just found him on youtube hes awsome!!!!
Its Time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1HlUrIHhZY#)
>:D
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::)
total troll win.
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Check out this guy I just found him on youtube hes awsome!!!!
Its Time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1HlUrIHhZY#)
>:D
OMG! I love this guy! I think he should become our new daddy!
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I heard he died [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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"Never go full retard."
Tropic Thunder (5/10) Movie CLIP - Never Go Full Retard (2008) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q#ws)
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The Devils Rejects - Spaulding Talks To a Kid (HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cd5nq0Uy8U#noexternalembed-ws)
Just made the connection,
That is Uncle Jessie from the dukes of hazzard :o 8)
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I love the Devi's Rejects. For a while, that movie stayed in my DVD player 24/7.
Yeah, Uncle Jessie was played by Denver Pyle. Sid Haig is Captain Spaulding.
Also, I need that video of that soldier going full retard with all that gear on.
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I love the Devi's Rejects. For a while, that movie stayed in my DVD player 24/7.
Yeah, Uncle Jessie was played by Denver Pyle. Sid Haig is Captain Spaulding.
Also, I need that video of that soldier going full retard with all that gear on.
This is who they let in the US Army (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ezUpjg_9fM#)
this one?
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Hot girl's unusual experience on plane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xAE6gjvQ7Q#)
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This is who they let in the US Army (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ezUpjg_9fM#)
this one?
Nope.
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Q: how many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: none. they just beat the shit out of the room for being black.
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Mawry: I'm 12 Years Old and I'm A Bad B*tch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6uhKSvgbE#ws)
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WTF?!
:o
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hahaha
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Tim and Eric: "Cigarette Juice, pt. 2" (Awesome Show) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztp0vHSSVqM#)
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Egh, nasty. I think I felt a little vomit roll up my throat.
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cigarete juice its natural
i lol'd
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Shit reminds me of when my cousin used to chew and spit in a Pepsi can and then forget about it and pick up the wrong can to drink. :))
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Shit reminds me of when my cousin used to chew and spit in a Pepsi can and then forget about it and pick up the wrong can to drink. :))
I have only done that once in my life..... never to happen again hopefully.
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[img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at Dear God, Why do we embarrass ourselves so much?
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Mawry: I'm 12 Years Old and I'm A Bad B*tch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6uhKSvgbE#ws)
I named my pussy Rihanna, because she loves to get beat up! BWhaHAHAHAHa! I don't think I've ever laughed that hard before.
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Wow, that just about says it all!
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EJR [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Best Judge Judy ending EVER!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHMYCROfoE#ws)
What....the fuck?
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Best Judge Judy ending EVER!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHMYCROfoE#ws)
What....the fuck?
LOL Wow, fucking crazy people.
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This one isn't really funny but I figured you guys would like it.
Its legit too.
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Good Grief. Obama Blames Founding Fathers For His Failures (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HeoxAmmxnI#)
I would say that this should go to the news...but somehow I find it more funny than serious. What a fucking tool.
He would much rather have himself enact it....that's called communism.
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Yeah, I'll bet that Constitution thing really chaps his Kenyan ass. If he gets re-elected we'll probably see him on the evening news sitting at the desk in the Oval Office striking a match and holding it it up to the original.
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Thats why im voting for Obama!!!! And im not kidding im very serious if Ron Paul doesnt get the nom. Im voting Obama.
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Wow! He basically just fucking admitted he would rather be a dictator. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
Yet somehow I won't be shocked if he wins another election. :'(
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Thats why im voting for Obama!!!! And im not kidding im very serious if Ron Paul doesnt get the nom. Im voting Obama.
Ya'll know me. I talk a lot of shit about stuff and say a lot of things I probably shouldn't. But even I would never say something like that in public much less do it! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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Thats why im voting for Obama!!!! And im not kidding im very serious if Ron Paul doesnt get the nom. Im voting Obama.
Ya'll know me. I talk a lot of shit about stuff and say a lot of things I probably shouldn't. But even I would never say something like that in public much less do it! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
lol yea I'm struggling to understand that one...
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If people dont want to solution why not hasten the downfall. People maybe ready to accept the constitution then.
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If people dont want to solution why not hasten the downfall. People maybe ready to accept the constitution then.
i still don't agree but now at least I understand what you were saying. [url=http://www.freesmileys.or
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http://youtu.be/C0_qzlk5Bjs (http://youtu.be/C0_qzlk5Bjs)
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[URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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so I've been having fun on memegenerator.net :P
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i didn't make this one.
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I never laughed so hard.
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So where, exactly, are you going with this?
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So where, exactly, are you going with this?
Freud might say that the chocolate ice cream represents Obama's male member.
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So where, exactly, are you going with this?
Freud might say that the chocolate ice cream represents Obama's male member.
LMAO [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Fucking Hilarious!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4&feature=player_embedded#)!
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I haven't laughed that hard in a while, Reaver. Thanks for that. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Barack Obama on 60 Minutes Talks Osama Bin Laden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOgBfgMJD6w#noexternalembed-ws)
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Santorum's Freudian Slip - Obama "Government Nigger" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IZZH1OZMck#)
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LOL
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Best Judge Judy ending EVER!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHMYCROfoE#ws)
What....the fuck?
I just had to re interate this... its fucking hilarious every time I watch it.
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Lol good one Rvr.
Here is a recently leaked video of that N. Korean missile launch...
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A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw#ws)
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http://youtu.be/LowVhCfLm68 (http://youtu.be/LowVhCfLm68)
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Spirit. That one took me a minute. But the " Go fuck your self " won it for me.
[URL=http://www.smileyvault.co thanks for the laugh tonight bro. I was in need.
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LOL COP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtEePpzoWAE#)
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http://youtu.be/Uun2N9CKL1s (http://youtu.be/Uun2N9CKL1s)
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LOL awesome BOB video. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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holy shit deathstyle.... best pic i've seen in a while... plus karma instantly..
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???
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Don't Be Jealous of My EDC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqtYKcA3_Og#ws)
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I think that's the first time I've watched a rap video all the way through without clicking off of it or switching the channel.
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Iguana Fart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOwvmZSVrNU#ws)
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Gotta love Capitalism.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/11/trayvon-martin-gun-targets_n_1510080.html?icid=maing-grid7 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/11/trayvon-martin-gun-targets_n_1510080.html?icid=maing-grid7)|aim|dl3|sec3_lnk2%26pLid%3D160219
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i don't know whether to be pissed or deliriously ROFL...
EPIC MEDIA FAIL: Blatant BLACKOUT of Ron Paul on C-SPAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz6lnseFxBE#ws)
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i don't know whether to be pissed or deliriously ROFL...
EPIC MEDIA FAIL: Blatant BLACKOUT of Ron Paul on C-SPAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz6lnseFxBE#ws)
It doesn't get more obvious than that.
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Straight off a SC plantation.
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hahaha, nice find Reaver.
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LOL Bombing everyone into peace, prosperity, and "democracy."
No thanks.
I like this one.
No Fort Sumters!
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As they replay the image of the impact....
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WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, and IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!
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For my 500th post....
http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/the-dumbass-chronicles-the-most-dangerous-range-ever/ (http://rhinoden.rangerup.com/the-dumbass-chronicles-the-most-dangerous-range-ever/)
So there I was enjoying a two-martini lunch when the Battalion XO, Major Good Ideafairy, walks into my office and says, ?Lieutenant?I want you to run a joint end-of-year weapons range with the Koreans next month.? Anyone else think this is how those ?do?s and don?ts of range safety? videos start off?
It?s an annual thing ? Army units have to expend all remaining ammunition in their accounts by September 30th or they don?t get any the following year. The logic goes like this ? if Uncle Sam gives you 10,000 rounds of ammunition and one fiscal year to shoot them off, then failing to do so means you don?t need 10,000 rounds of ammunition. You probably only need 9,000 rounds and therefore you get a smaller allocation the following year.
So to avoid getting their ammunition accounts cut, most commanders set up a range in late September to go gun crazy before the end of the fiscal year. When you think about it, that means most commanders are cheating the system to ensure they have more ammunition than they really need, which puts an unnecessary burden on the logistics of the Army, but that?s beside the point. This story is all about how one dumbass, butterbar Lieutenant (me) planned, coordinated, and executed one such range and nearly got a lot of people maimed doing so.
The sheer volume of the ammo we had to shoot was staggering. The breakdown went something like this:
15,000 rounds of 5.56 ball ammo for the M-16
10,000 rounds of 9mm ammo for the pistol
7,000 rounds of 7.62mm for the M60 machine gun
2,000 rounds of 40mm grenades for the M203 grenade launcher
8 hand grenades
15 claymore mines
1 AT-4 rocket
The first indication that this range was destined for lore were the elderly Korean civilians walking leisurely downrange. No matter how much our interpreter implored them to leave (through a bullhorn), they were intent on gathering up rare indigenous roots for some pagan ritual (or just to sell at a local market) and had no interest in petty American qualifications.
?Should I put a round downrange near them to get our point across?? an NCO asked.
?Sure,? I replied.
In hindsight, I?m an idiot. Thankfully this NCO was a good shot and the tracer round that flew over atashi?s (the Korean word for gentleman) head had the desired effect. He picked up his one-eyed dragon wheelbarrow and left quickly, probably to inform his local politician that Americans were trying to kill him.
Didn?t matter. The range was officially open.
The second indicator that this was noy your standard range was the fact that we had every weapon in our arms room on the same firing line. Normally we break up weapons systems into different ranges here in the U.S. The M16 has it?s own range, the M9 has a smaller one, and the M-60 has a longer one. Not in Korea. Realistic training is the name of the game there because hey?in combat would you split up your weapons into different zones? Hell no. So we had everything rocking at the same time, which was perfectly legal at this point. Major Good Ideafairy?s guidance was clearly being met ? ?Don?t come home with a single round of ammo.?
In hindsight, he was an idiot to tell me this because inexperienced Lieutenants don?t know how to interpret orders, just follow them. So I did exactly what he said to do. There was no way I was bringing a round home.
By mid day, it was hot and blowing off ammo as fast as possible made many barrel?s scorch. Someone joked about a barrel glow bright red from all the ammo we were shooting?until it wasn?t a joke. I?ve never yelled ?CEASE FIRE!? so loud and flapped my arms so frantically in my 24-year career. I looked like Tiger Woods trying to deflect alimony suits.
With a ceasefire in effect (and no one injured), I figured it was time to walk down range and throw the 8 hand grenades we brought. Too bad only six of them exploded. Now I had a real problem. I couldn?t leave a dud on the range or some atashi like the previous one might step on it while collecting snipes. Luckily I had a stroke of brilliance.
?Let?s keep shooting and hope someone hits them.?
In hindsight?. this actually was a good idea, though I don?t recommend it. Within an hour of resuming fire I heard two distinct explosions downrange that could only be the two grenades that didn?t detonate. Cool. Now it was time for the big toe-poppers, but again, the Gods of EOD challenged me.
?There?s only two fucking clackers!? Sergeant First Class Snuffy said. We had fifteen claymore mines, but somehow the detonators had all disappeared. It was time for another stroke of innovative genius, but I was tapped having used mine for the day. Seconds later I heard one of the few phrases I hope to never hear again.
?Don?t worry sir. I know how to get rid of them,? Sergeant First Class Snuffy said. Major Good Ideafairy?s guidance echoed in my head again ? ?Don?t bring anything back,? so I nodded my head weakly. It was time for a red-barrel ceasefire anyway, so off he went with two other troops and a bag of mines. What could happen?
Thirty minutes later I was halfway through an MRE when my eyes wandered over a densely foliaged part of the range. There I beheld our masterful Sergeant First Class Snuffy waving his arm over his head. ?What is he?? I said as I choked down a dehydrated beef patty. Suddenly he dove for cover and BOOM!!!
?Jesus Christ!? more than one of us yelled. While explaining himself to the Sergeant Major after lunch, we learned that Sergeant First Class Snuffy had daisy-chained all fifteen claymores to two clackers to detonate them. He told his two soldiers, ?when you see me wave my hand and dive for my life, clack away.?
Oh. My. God.
At this point I figured I was too fucked to continue any semblance of a military career and started cutting my Lieutenant bar off my collar. But the mission wasn?t complete. There was still more ammo to expend and as much as I?d screwed up this range, I wasn?t a quitter. No one was dead after all. Just scared shitless. What we needed was a night fire!
In hindsight?we didn?t need a night fire. But we did it anyway. After all, tracers are really cool. Is there anyone who?s served in the Armed Forces who hasn?t ogled at the site of pretty red lights flying downrange at nearly the speed of sound and bouncing into the stratosphere? Who hasn?t wanted to shoot those same tracer rounds straight up into the air directly over the firing line?
Straight up!? Again I screamed ceasefire while flapping my arms, only to realize it was night and no one could see me. As I ran to the firing point where I?d just seen tracer rounds fired vertically over the line, I recognized my buddy (another Lieutenant) aiming his pistol straight up in the air and pulling the trigger as fast as he could.
?Dude!? I yelled. ?That shit comes down! Aim downrange!?
?Alright,? he says before turning the danger knob up a thousand notches. ?When are we gonna fire that AT-4?? he asks me.
AT-4? Oh mama.
Incredibly, though I offered it to every troop several times, no one wanted to fire the AT-4. I took this as them being so appreciative of me skillfully running this range that they wanted me to have the honor of firing it myself. In hindsight, the fear of grievous bodily harm coupled with the burning desire to abandon this range from hell was palpable. Nearly every man had had a brush with death at some point (there were other incidents that I?ll leave out for brevity) so firing off the biggest Roman Candle the Army made was somewhat daunting.
In hindsight, I will never fire that sonofabitch again. Being dark as five feet up a bull?s ass, there was no way I could have been expected to read the directions on the missile casing, despite the flashlight dangling from my web gear. So I simply aimed it downrange, checked the backblast area (which was not clear) and fingered the weapon for the BOOM!!
?Those triggers are sensitive, aren?t they?? Lieutenant Colonel Bearclaw, my Battalion Commander asked me two days later while I stood at attention in front of his desk. I would have responded had I heard him, but the ringing in my ears was persistent. There was not a hint of sarcasm in his voice, so I had the impression I was Phooked.
?Let?s see,? he started. ?Sniping at a civilian, destroying two weapons, firing dud-producing rounds, shooting at hand grenades, firing up but not down range, daisy chaining mines together, and firing an anti-tank weapon without clearing the backblast. Are you really even surprised this happened??
?Uh?,? I stammered. ?Yes??
?Not you,? he replied. ?You.? He glared at Major Good Ideafairy with the white hot intensity of a million suns. When I realized who he was addressing, I leaned ever-so-slightly to my left so he could get a clear shot at him.
?Sir?? Good Ideafairy replied.
I?ll never forget Bearclaw?s response.
?He did exactly what you told him to do-shoot off every round. And though the ends don?t justify the means and he is the dumbest moron in stupidville (his actual words), he at least showed creativity in accomplishing his mission and didn?t let petty obstacles, like civilians in the line of fire, stop him. I hold you responsible. You?re dismissed, Lieutenant.?
I was a cartoon character leaving a puff of smoke and a dangling hat behind me.
Major Good Ideafairy didn?t say much to me for the rest of our time in Korea. We all live with some regret and in hindsight, I was his.
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LOL
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A facebook page for female miltary chicks had this up and were asking "WTF?"
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I can't even laugh at those military chicks. the titties on the left are so fucking glorious that I can't concentrate on the rest of the picture long enough to find humor.
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The context in which I saw the picture was hilarious.
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The context in which I saw the picture was hilarious.
I wish I was one of those babies SO FUCKING BAD!
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Damn, those titties are glorious! :o
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I gotta say those 2 r some lucky kids!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5S3M_k88AE&feature=player_embedded (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5S3M_k88AE&feature=player_embedded)
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I think I have found the next WTF thing. http://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc (http://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc)
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I swear... you youngsters today... lol
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This is the first of the Dual Survival memes.
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Facebook is run by the CIA!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llWxfYItlhY#ws)
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your WTF moment for the day.
Tunak Tunak Tun HD! (Best Quality on YouTube) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-4c4uQmdo#ws)
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your WTF moment for the day.
Tunak Tunak Tun HD! (Best Quality on YouTube) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-4c4uQmdo#ws)
Son of a bitch! Damn! Now this freaking song is stuck in my head!
Do, Dah, Dah, Dah......
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New wtf moment. http://youtu.be/NERRkfR7N7w (http://youtu.be/NERRkfR7N7w)
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SP Members: "Don't you like those 'WTF' videos?"
Me: "Yes, I like to wave at them as they scroll by."
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SP Members: "Don't you like those 'WTF' videos?"
Me: "Yes, I like to wave at them as they scroll by."
thats why people should quit labeling them wtf videos
it kills all the surprise of the WTF
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yum yum.
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SP Members: "Don't you like those 'WTF' videos?"
Me: "Yes, I like to wave at them as they scroll by."
thats why people should quit labeling them wtf videos
it kills all the surprise of the WTF
LOL Rah! You sound like you think that some members are trying to steal precious minutes of your life that you will never get back. So funny! LOL!
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Well, you know, if the shoe fits....
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your WTF moment for the day.
Tunak Tunak Tun HD! (Best Quality on YouTube) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-4c4uQmdo#ws)
Joke all you want, this is my jam!
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I laughed so hard I about fell out of my chair! :))
Miami Zombie Attack Prank!
Miami Zombie Attack Prank! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo#ws)
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http://youtu.be/O0zD-U35RLY (http://youtu.be/O0zD-U35RLY)
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If only farming was like this. http://youtu.be/gEJHrmliVQw (http://youtu.be/gEJHrmliVQw)
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I laughed so hard I about fell out of my chair! :))
Miami Zombie Attack Prank!
Miami Zombie Attack Prank! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo#ws)
That idiot almost got shot at 2:00, he's lucky he didn't get smoked doing that shit. What an idiot.
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we should probably get back to posting funny stuff on here..........
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we should probably get back to posting funny stuff on here..........
Oh I'm sorry you're majesty, Are we jesters not funny enough?
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Oh I'm sorry you're majesty, Are we jesters not funny enough?
So that explains the funny little shoes you've been sporting. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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Oh I'm sorry you're majesty, Are we jesters not funny enough?
So that explains the funny little shoes you've been sporting. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
That made me laugh so hard. ;D
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http://youtu.be/LDmWkwtLmug (http://youtu.be/LDmWkwtLmug)
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here ya go GAP
THE ULTIMATE AR-15 MALL NINJA TACTICAL ZOMBIE DESTROYER! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhc7YSuepNE#ws)
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I wonder how much that thing weighs fully loaded out? More importantly, does it come in Airsoft? lol!
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lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.... [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
:))
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lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.
Since when does an ar not come in two pieces. Isn't that a key design feature?
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lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.
Since when does an ar not come in two pieces. Isn't that a key design feature?
BURN from a teenager!
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lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.
Since when does an ar not come in two pieces. Isn't that a key design feature?
the point is that it STAYS that way until you manipulate it otherwise.
Two halves of a receiver = one AR15. Five toes = one shoe.
With me you should stick, young Padawan. Much to learn you have.
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lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.
Since when does an ar not come in two pieces. Isn't that a key design feature?
the point is that it STAYS that way until you manipulate it otherwise.
Two halves of a receiver = one AR15. Five toes = one shoe.
With me you should stick, young Padawan. Much to learn you have.
There is nothing more annoying than a guy who won't take a burn.
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:)) [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.
Since when does an ar not come in two pieces. Isn't that a key design feature?
BURN from a teenager!
its a sad day when someones primary has a catastrophic failure and they still think they won cause of an internet comment
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Just to make it clear I'm an ar guy now.
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(http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q514/ThomasDTehBoss/22243872.jpg)
would have been funnier if it said fire retardant. :P
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http://youtu.be/jjy_7haflaM (http://youtu.be/jjy_7haflaM)
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ok that vid was pretty good 8)
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yupp.
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http://youtu.be/EFOH8KrR1xY (http://youtu.be/EFOH8KrR1xY)
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http://youtu.be/LhqUk28OwHs (http://youtu.be/LhqUk28OwHs)
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The Range Idiot Song (Don't Shoot Me Cuz It Hurts) Don't Muzzle Sweep Me, Bro! LOL
The Range Idiot Song (Don't Shoot) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvAvth2sMHc#)
Afraid of Firearms Song
Afraid Of Firearms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlIeGSNvYuE#ws)
I think the Afraid of Firearms Songs is the best out of the two.
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.... pardon me for saying this about my own sister but yea she's pretty hot. :o
Joe Dirt - She's My Sister (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDKX1-_vQYw#)
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.... pardon me for saying this about my own sister but yea she's pretty hot. :o
Joe Dirt - She's My Sister (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDKX1-_vQYw#)
[img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at oh jeez. I guess that's to be expected...
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Bwhahahahha!
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anyone who has kids should appreciate this...
Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U#ws)
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anyone who has kids should appreciate this...
Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U#ws)
Hell yeah, I hate Dora the Explorer. My daughter watches it all the time, and calls out all the characters on demand anytime she sees them on some little kids crap.
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anyone who has kids should appreciate this...
Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U#ws)
Hell yeah, I hate Dora the Explorer. My daughter watches it all the time, and calls out all the characters on demand anytime she sees them on some little kids crap.
you ever notice that Dora (hispanic bi-lingual) is the hero of the show, and her sidekick (who only speaks English, and needs help with everything all the time) is a monkey? :-X
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(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7275/7540547064_7b6f3db019_z.jpg)
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http://youtu.be/Rn8gk-G9YUg (http://youtu.be/Rn8gk-G9YUg)
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http://youtu.be/Rn8gk-G9YUg (http://youtu.be/Rn8gk-G9YUg)
video stops just short of dumbass kid's mom coming down the stairs, whipping his dumb fucking internet-loving ass, and grounding him for a month... to which he responds:
eric cartman but mom funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92tFAFvgEE#)
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Can you not get butt hurt about anything?
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Can you not get butt hurt about anything?
huh? ???
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you ever notice that Dora (hispanic bi-lingual) is the hero of the show, and her sidekick (who only speaks English, and needs help with everything all the time) is a monkey? :-X
Yeah, its complete BS. I don't allow it to be watch in my house, but she still watches it at the lady who keeps her sometimes house. I've also noticed other very subtle things to make the "Gringos" look bad and stupid, while making the Hispanics the heros. Its like reverse racism.
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New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXEddCLW3SM#ws)
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This'ell rustle your jimmies. http://youtu.be/SPk_2L0mlo0 (http://youtu.be/SPk_2L0mlo0)
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New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXEddCLW3SM#ws)
LOL I laughed so fucking hard man, but the truth is, that this is what they would really like. Eco-Fascists.
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This'ell rustle your jimmies. http://youtu.be/SPk_2L0mlo0 (http://youtu.be/SPk_2L0mlo0)
Just a redneck that ate tons of lead paint chips as a child.
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In Russia Police Obeys You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuNRl0sX5qk#ws)
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Central Banks?
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/13/9P14tBUBzkGx6cKZB-xSaw2.jpg)
I've always had a problem with that meme. I suppose I agree with the "give a man a bank" part, but the first line kind of gives the impression that a man will automatically rob a bank as soon as he gets a gun in his hands. so in other words, the anti-gun message is secondary to the anti-bank message, but it's still there in a more subtle way.
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http://youtu.be/J1c2KzJbcGA (http://youtu.be/J1c2KzJbcGA)
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@Kobalt
??? We may have to revoke your youtube privileges for that last one.
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it has become obvious that what defines funny most certainly changes from generation to generation. what disturbs me is that I'm not all that much older than Kobalt. maybe 5 or 6 years? [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
is this really my generation?
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I don't find it funny at all. I really laugh at the way you react. :D
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I don't find it funny at all. I really laugh at the way you react. :D
oh cmon bro, haven't you noticed that I target you when I feel like trolling? it's all in good fun. [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
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(http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj486/ejr914/Political%20Posters/Staydangerous.jpg)
(http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj486/ejr914/Political%20Posters/NobodyputsBabyinacorner-1.jpg)
(http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj486/ejr914/Political%20Posters/StayUncivil.jpg)
(http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj486/ejr914/Political%20Posters/mittromneycartoon.gif)
(http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj486/ejr914/Political%20Posters/dead-elephant.jpg)
This one is just cool.
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I don't find it funny at all. I really laugh at the way you react. :D
oh cmon bro, haven't you noticed that I target you when I feel like trolling? it's all in good fun.
Troll-bait. Lol :))
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Woman's Weave Stops Bullet! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekKpAIc_9tM#)
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LOL that dumbass, you know her weave didn't stop a fucking bullet.
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LOL that dumbass, you know her weave didn't stop a fucking bullet.
what does that say about the quality of the news that is reported to you on a daily basis? [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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Shit, if I hear something on the news, I already know its bullshit, unless I have some independent way to back that shit up or I was there, and I only believe half of what I fucking see, and nothing of what I hear. That's the fucking truth, brother.
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New Ad Urges Hipsters To Go To Applebee's Ironically (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpSo-VJTeE8#ws)
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Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auZCn13tgfs#ws)
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it has become obvious that what defines funny most certainly changes from generation to generation. what disturbs me is that I'm not all that much older than Kobalt. maybe 5 or 6 years? [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
is this really my generation?
There is a distinct cutoff between us and kobalts generations for sure. Totally different crowd.
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That applebee's commercial makes me want to punch myself in the head repeatedly.
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New Ad Urges Hipsters To Go To Applebee's Ironically (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpSo-VJTeE8#ws)
Fucking hilarious. NOLA, are you a hipster?
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Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auZCn13tgfs#ws)
Some of the ticker quotes at the bottom were funnier than the actual fake news piece. LOL
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Mo Molle!
EvikeTV- Mo' Molle, Mo' Problems (inspired by Epic Meal Time) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrAIFP2pfew#ws)
Yeah, there are probably a few of you out there that are just like this guy! LOL
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James Corbett's most recent sarcastic shitshow. enjoy.
:))
How to Foil Your Own Terror Plot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6LGZtjpdJg#ws)
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That applebee's commercial makes me want to punch myself in the head repeatedly.
Kinda made me want to punch a Hipster in the mouth, but everything makes me want to deck a Hipster.
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That applebee's commercial makes me want to punch myself in the head repeatedly.
Kinda made me want to punch a Hipster in the mouth, but everything makes me want to deck a Hipster.
too bad you've arrived so late in the game. I've been decking hipsters in the mouth since WAYYYY back, before it went all mainstream and shit.
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That applebee's commercial makes me want to punch myself in the head repeatedly.
Kinda made me want to punch a Hipster in the mouth, but everything makes me want to deck a Hipster.
too bad you've arrived so late in the game. I've been decking hipsters in the mouth since WAYYYY back, before it went all mainstream and shit.
Guy #1, What are you doing tonight Guy #2?
Guy #2, oh just this obscure thing that I'm sure you've never heard of..
Right in the face and mouth area dude.
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James Corbett's most recent sarcastic shitshow. enjoy.
:))
How to Foil Your Own Terror Plot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6LGZtjpdJg#ws)
GOLD!
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for everyone that couldnt make blog lastnight
My Dick - Mickey Avalon (Lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg#)
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your just jealous you cant jerk off your rifle [url=http://www.freesmileys.or
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lyrics to define a generation... no really. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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[HD] "What What (In the Butt)" in HD !!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKE3dIrRIbg#ws)
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Smell Yo Dick (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc#ws)
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In video response to "My Dick" :))
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Chimpanzees: Dumber Than All Humans - Horrifying Planet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fC9uNyhWo#ws)
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g
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(http://iamhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bring-ambalamps.png)
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(http://iamhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bring-ambalamps.png)
LOL i love that video.
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Hell yeah! That video rocks.
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This Bird can copy the sound of everybody including Human - LyreBird (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXE6aUGb4zw#)
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Another cool t shirt from the guys over at Ranger Up, thought this was worth a laugh. http://www.rangerup.com/beards.html (http://www.rangerup.com/beards.html)
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All I can say is [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co to that big fucking [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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I dont get the whole beards being cool thing.
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I dont get the whole beards being cool thing.
It's okay babyface, maybe one day you will grow whiskers and understand too! [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
BTW, a comb and conditioner is a must for proper beard maintenance! :))
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I dont get the whole beards being cool thing.
It's okay babyface, maybe one day you will grow whiskers and understand too!
BTW, a comb and conditioner is a must for proper beard maintenance!
You jumped on the Beard wagon too?!
On a side note i dont even own conditioner... i thought that was only sold in the womans section...
Shit i dont even own shampoo.... this beard thing sounds way too high maintanence.
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.... this beard thing sounds way too high maintanence.
[url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m Shaving everyday is way too high maintenance.
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Yeah maybe your right..
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/gearheadkdr/neutrogena-shampoo-beard-small-39203.jpg)
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baby face gets way more pussy than the beard :))
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baby face gets way more pussy than the beard :))
Then wtf is my problem... LOL jk
But probably true, most woman dislike a beard.. Scratches the pussy... just sayin..
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baby face gets way more pussy than the beard :))
Then wtf is my problem... LOL jk
But probably true, most woman dislike a beard.. Scratches the pussy... just sayin..
No my friend, the stubble scratches... The full grown mountain man beard tickles in pleasurable ways ;D
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baby face gets way more pussy than the beard :))
Then wtf is my problem... LOL jk
But probably true, most woman dislike a beard.. Scratches the pussy... just sayin..
No my friend, the stubble scratches... The full grown mountain man beard tickles in pleasurable ways ;D
that's preposterous!
lol
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look all im saying is if you boys gotta put your face down there to make 'em happy your doing something wrong!!!! I have a great beard going and I aint ate pussy in like 7 years and havent heard a single gal complain. 8) Nola has seen a very smiling face from one!
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And for those um.............. less fortunate we do have this http://straightprep.com/forum/index.php?topic=1631.msg17721#msg17721 (http://straightprep.com/forum/index.php?topic=1631.msg17721#msg17721)
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bro i don't know wtf you're talking about. I feast on that shit. (when it's allowed)
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When we went shooting she didnt seem upset at all I didnt eat it!
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I am going to settle this issue.
Make a deal with your lady, Tell her you don't care one way or the other and she what she does... No one likes shaving, it is an affront to the sensibilities of God, man and beast.
Did you know that an honest beard defeats a facial scanner?
Did you sunlight doesn't reflect off of a beard but it does a shaved face.
The average man spends 60 hours a year shaving, 3,300 hours in a life time.. that is a year and a half, 8 hours a day, 40 a week.
Nearly 70% of American women prefer a clean-shaven man, the other 30% are wild lovers.
The only people in this world who don't like beards are those who feel like lesser men because they can't grow them, this includes the women.
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I love beards... on other dudes. wheres that put me in this whole theory? lol..
More bearded men means less competition for the ladies. All my friends have beards.. Im like the not so hot, hot chick but since i hang out with all fat chicks i look way better.
Also i think the thousands of native americans and eskimo's who cant grow beards feel plenty man enough lol
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last time i told a gf i was gonna quit shaving she said if i did so would she
needless to say i shaved that night [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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You should have called her bush... I mean bluff.
If you guy think that you are bagging better without a beard then more power to you.
I can only speak to my own experience, which has been vastly curtailed by my marital status.
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I gotta say when im out on the prowl no beard when I hook em and get comfortable im like "this is sparta!!!!"
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I gotta say when im out on the prowl no beard when I hook em and get comfortable im like "this is sparta!!!!"
Now that should be on a t-shirt,lmao.
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This is going kinda far. lol
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I am going to settle this issue.
Make a deal with your lady, Tell her you don't care one way or the other and she what she does... No one likes shaving, it is an affront to the sensibilities of God, man and beast.
Did you know that an honest beard defeats a facial scanner?
Did you sunlight doesn't reflect off of a beard but it does a shaved face.
The average man spends 60 hours a year shaving, 3,300 hours in a life time.. that is a year and a half, 8 hours a day, 40 a week.
Nearly 70% of American women prefer a clean-shaven man, the other 30% are wild lovers.
The only people in this world who don't like beards are those who feel like lesser men because they can't grow them, this includes the women.
Fucking hell yeah, and I am one of those little bitches than can't grow a decent beard, (fucking baby face!) I would have a badass beard if I could grow a decent one, bro!
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http://youtu.be/rAlTOfl9F2w (http://youtu.be/rAlTOfl9F2w)
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(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/525536_511869728840582_685043817_n.jpg)
Great to see you getting use outta that bush rag you made Ken lol
[url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m ;D
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last time i told a gf i was gonna quit shaving she said if i did so would she
What the problem is?
Aside from being the primary marker for badassidry and immense sexual prowess, what matters most is Jesus had a beard and that's good enough for me.
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look all im saying is if you boys gotta put your face down there to make 'em happy your doing something wrong!!!! I have a great beard going and I aint ate pussy in like 7 years and havent heard a single gal complain. 8) Nola has seen a very smiling face from one!
Maybe re-read the beard for bros thread?
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Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.
http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk (http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk)
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(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/525536_511869728840582_685043817_n.jpg)
Great to see you getting use outta that bush rag you made Ken lol
Haha...
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Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.
http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk (http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk)
Not bad, shows how much of a farce our whole government and country has become.
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Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.
http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk (http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk)
is the singer nutnfancy?
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Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.
http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk (http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk)
is the singer nutnfancy?
I dont believe so, but I can see somewhat of a likeness,lol.
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Roy D Mercer Prank call to the Police Chief (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lIRr3DZzxc#ws)
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Video WTF Of The Week (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1uDnIPTvo#ws)
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thats the last time i do acid at a swingers party [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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I think folks are confusing stupid for funny.
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I think folks are confusing stupid for funny.
[URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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That was just distubring, WTF was that?
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That video was on Tosh.O
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LOLOLOLOLOL the video reminded me of someone I know. Even the look on the dudes face.
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LOLOLOLOLOL the video reminded me of someone I know. Even the look on the dudes face.
Yeah man. TG can be one focused mo'fo sometimes.
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APD does it again!
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/lawsuit-alleges-police-officer-tasered-10-old-school-152530178.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/lawsuit-alleges-police-officer-tasered-10-old-school-152530178.html)
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APD does it again!
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/lawsuit-alleges-police-officer-tasered-10-old-school-152530178.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/lawsuit-alleges-police-officer-tasered-10-old-school-152530178.html)
Shit is going viral, he's a real class act. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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So he was helping to teach this 10 year old a life lesson about what happens in the new America when you stand up to forced labor and say no. Or maybe he was just teaching this kid to "fear the the police". That kid and every other kid that was watching. THE BASTARD!
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Porcupine meeting a pineapple (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H1Gl1pfcMQ#)
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Thatgirl....I clicked on your profile and found something to be curious.
Why would you be at my moms house? :o
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Thatgirl....I clicked on your profile and found something to be curious.
Why would you be at my moms house? :o
Cause I had to pick up my old man ;)
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:D
Chuckle.
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Please Move The Deer Crossing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8#ws)
This is yet another example of just how dumb people can be.
"Here's your sign" -Jeff Foxworthy
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eh.. babe, Bill Engvall is the 'here is your sign guy' [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
BILL ENGVALL - Here's Your Sign (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvj_acGhbPk#)
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Please Move The Deer Crossing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8#ws)
This is yet another example of just how dumb people can be.
"Here's your sign" -Jeff Foxworthy
*Bill Engvall.............. "heres your sign" :( sorry couldnt help myself
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Hey, she's trying... at least she got close. They are both old white rednecks lol
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What have the Romans ever done for us (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWfh6sGyso#)
The post-election blues has people talking about what went wrong. In one of the threads a comparison was made between our situation and the fall of Rome. I was reminded of Monty Python's Life of Brian, this clip in particular. If you can get passed how depressingly accurate the social commentary is, this is one of the funniest clips ever...
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Hey, TG, here's your sign (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/hand-gestures/peace-and-victory-hand-sign-smiley-emoticon.gif) (http://www.sherv.net/peace.victory.hand.sign-emoticon-2936.html)
I decided that flipping you off via emoticon was probably not appropriate to leave posted, so enjoy these flowers and a sign of peace instead.
And you said I am not a classy dame...
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Well, the truths out... I'm racist! All you white guys look the same to me, I can't tell you apart.
So if you ever find me in the arms of another man, TG, it's an honest mistake- I totally thought it was you ;)
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Well, the truths out... I'm racist! All you white guys look the same to me, I can't tell you apart.
So if you ever find me in the arms of another man, TG, it's an honest mistake- I totally thought it was you ;)
LOL She's got ya there TG! :))
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With here eye sight and bias she might be talking to someone else entirely!
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I do have better beard!!!!! And a larger well.....
Any way back to the videos ironically enough I was walking around singing this all day wed.
Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo#)
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I do have better beard!!!!! And a larger well.....
You have a larger well you say, that will be great for staying stocked up on water! Thank goodness I read that carefully, at first I thought you were referencing a certain body part :o
As far as the beard goes I'd have to see it to believe it, I've always thought that TG could be a hair model for suave conditioner...
I've had that song stuck in my head all day too...
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I do have better beard!!!!! And a larger well.....
You have a larger well you say, that will be great for staying stocked up on water! Thank goodness I read that carefully, at first I thought you were referencing a certain body part :o
As far as the beard goes I'd have to see it to believe it, I've always thought that TG could be a hair model for suave conditioner...
I've had that song stuck in my head all day too...
Certain body part???? I have freakishly small hands from what I understand
And my beard is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!!! Allahu Akbar
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If your hands are freakishly small like mine, don't buy a Gen 2 Glock!
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(http://terminallance.com/comics/2011-06-14-Strip_132_Necropocalypse_1_web.gif)
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Moron ATF Agent Seizes 30 Toy Guns! Says They can be Converted! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2sWiZ8BizI#ws)
"Ron Paul" ? A BLR Soundbite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igQlbesF0zA#ws)
These fucking parodies are so fucking funny! Holy shit. [url=http://www.freesmileys.or
BAM!
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"Newt Gingrich" — A BLR Soundbite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BagYRDEFvy0#ws)
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http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-husband-run-over-obama-20121112,0,708252.story (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-husband-run-over-obama-20121112,0,708252.story)
Maybe I'm an asshole, but I found this so funny I had to put it in humor instead of news.
Stupidity is rampant.
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Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHCyaJS4Cbs#ws)
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Clint for sure.
At first I was thinking lee. But holy shit. He rocked him at the end.
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I thought you all might like to brush up on your history, so here's your introduction to drunk history 101. These video's are of famous actors reenacting historical events as narrated by drunk history majors. There are a ton of them, so if you like it, type in drunk history to your search engine and continue the fun...
Drunk History vol. 2 - Featuring Jack Black (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjZR1Rjj_p0#)
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Sminky Shorts: Awful Sad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biArkwUaURA#ws)
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such language youre such a sinful sinful group!! I will pray for you all!!!!
Stay Frosty!!
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51 (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51)
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"Ron Paul" ? A BLR Soundbite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igQlbesF0zA#ws)
These fucking parodies are so fucking funny! Holy shit.
Holy shit. Just watched this again for like the 100th time.
The hardest part is to shoot Ramone....I know it. (http://www.freesmileys.or
BAM!
[/quote)
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Poor Tex....
http://youtu.be/XTGmTrQXrwg (http://youtu.be/XTGmTrQXrwg)
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that's classic.
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So, I get this facebook message from TG titled "Quit Pol-ing my heartstrings and Khmer", with the following series of Valentine's requests...
(http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dictator-valentines.jpg)
First valentine he's ever given me-- who says you can't change a man [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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That is classic TGrl!
I hope someone posts within my friends group so I can share. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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So, I get this facebook message from TG titled "Quit Pol-ing my heartstrings and Khmer", with the following series of Valentine's requests...
(http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dictator-valentines.jpg)
First valentine he's ever given me-- who says you can't change a man
you're welcome..
(that was my lady's valentine to me and I passed it on to TG :P)
DON'T EMBARGO MY LOVE! ;ladsf;ldjasfkflkjdsfla jbwaaahahahahahaha BE MEIN (http://www.smileyvault.co
[/quote)
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Yeah, thanks NOLA!!!
Wow, way to cheapen it for me... I feel so disillusioned...
Way to take all the credit for someone else's clever, thoughtful expression of love, TG [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
Note to self: send valentine to Sancho, tell him it took you hours to find the perfect one :))
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aw cmon
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I feel guilty for laughing. :-[
Do you smoke? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=687kRsocVhs#)
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chuckle chuckle chuckle
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Holyshit, that's hilarious when it happens to someone else!!! Thanks DS, I hadn't pissed myself laughing since Crudos' "I just fucking shot myself" vid! [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Lol, she thought some rich mo-frakies in a big truck and boat were hitting on her....to bad those dudes were out for the lolz.
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I don't know, a girl looking like that, and you're towing a boat? They may have missed a golden opportunity. I would have tried to get her to the lake, then if that didn't pan out, went and found a junkie or somebody else walking down the road to smoke out. Women tend to get pretty uninhibited on a boat. Damn, I miss my boat!
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George Washington (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc#)
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That is fucking awesome, Nola! I can't believe I hadn't seen that one. Makes me nostalgic for adult swim... basic cable sucks :(
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WTF did I just watch? :o
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Bride Kidnapping in Kyrgyzstan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKAusMNTNnk#ws)
I'm going to Kyrgystan!
Anyone know where I can 'pick up' a bride?
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:o
http://youtu.be/vhuzb3WMntc (http://youtu.be/vhuzb3WMntc)
[url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
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I don't know, a girl looking like that, and you're towing a boat? They may have missed a golden opportunity. I would have tried to get her to the lake, then if that didn't pan out, went and found a junkie or somebody else walking down the road to smoke out. Women tend to get pretty uninhibited on a boat. Damn, I miss my boat!
No kiddin that looked like it could have been the beginning to an episode of BANGBOAT. Next skill to learn for shtf is how to sail a boat. Rent a boat for the weekend for a romantic getaway with a special lady. Little does she know that she's volunteering to be marooned with me for a weekend on a floating island with a bed and a crapload of alcohol. >:D
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You read my mind DeathStyle...
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Epic rebuttal to Jim Carreys recent shithead FunnyorDie vid "Cold Dead Hand"
Remy: Jim Carrey's Cold Dead Hand - A Rebuttal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1ULcGyCGTo#ws)
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She hides knifes...
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(http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr240/anthonycardenas/6604_627265977288073_1049003549_n.jpg)
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WARNING: NOT FOR THE YOUNGER MEMBERS OF SP...
You just won't get it!
Stan Freberg - St. George & The Dragonet, 1953 Capitol record. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUdFLyNCeI4#)
and
Stan Freberg - Little Blue Riding Hood, 1953 Capitol record. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWunj7Yw3PQ#)
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Breaking News out of North Korea,
North Korean TV: A Look At American Society And Poverty (+34 Real Facts Regarding Poverty in USA) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x06ogZscFLM#ws)
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Don't laugh...In part they are right.
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Bob Hope on Democrats, Zombies and Californians...
Bob Hope on Zombies and Democrats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k#)
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Don't laugh...In part they are right.
To true. From a foreign perspective I can totally see it. Plus it should be noted the guy that's "translating" isn't necessarily giving us an accurate script. When that video came out I seen some Korean Americans post that the translation was way off. More like America is weak and incapable of taking care of it's own problems.
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Hitler Learns of the New York State Gun Law (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzz2D8Yvb5w#ws)
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This episode of Tipsy Bartender is pretty funny
German Chocolate Cake Martini - TipsyBartender (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O12ye2MQ12g#ws)
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MARINE GOES SWIMMING?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kuMwPnrnOI#)
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That looks more like NM than I can stand!
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YOU JUST THINK SHE'S HOT :))
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Yea i do but i was laughing my ass off at that vid. I guess you to watch the channel regularly to get why its so funny.
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[quote author=Deathstyle link=topic=22she looks like she's struggling with the German.
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Discovery Channel "Militia Rising" Montage of Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ofvLg-KbEE#ws)
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[img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
Arghhh. That was almost unbearable....
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[img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at Is there a free nation we can go restart with out liberals and GI JOE reenactors? I mean damn, a tampon? Part of me almost hopes he's dumb enough to try it. When toxic shock syndrome settles in he'll be interesting to be around.
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Oh man! A team is only as good as it's weakest link. When the team is comprised of weak links from top to bottom they are screwed. Note to self. Steer clear of anyone claiming to be a watchman.
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(http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr240/anthonycardenas/165484_401703509937926_1531166603_n.jpg) (http://s487.photobucket.com/user/anthonycardenas/media/165484_401703509937926_1531166603_n.jpg.html)
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Ron Paul 1988 End the Drug War (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICBzgPtCIjc#)
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Chuckle. That was before political correctness
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Dr. paul is such a badass
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http://youtu.be/OWM9fcSPeV4 (http://youtu.be/OWM9fcSPeV4)
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2 years ago today. :D
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The history of ice cream sundaes!
Robot Chicken: Unwrapped: Sundaes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fQ_S1lPLk0#ws)
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Chuckel
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Army Paratrooper Accidentally Deploys His Reserve Parachute Inside Plane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHqLxhmfnmY#ws)
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It's true lol
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Deathstyle- how'd you get that video of 1000 meter? >:D
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I stalk his facebook and instagram accounts [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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German Shepherd Justice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB0iKCpb278#ws)
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Well deserved. D-Bag
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Matthew 20:28 "the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve...."
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Minnesota State Trooper Ball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZHuF5cO13w#ws)
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What is Cockblocking? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Ws6V_wrB0#ws)
Retarded Policeman #9: Boobies! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY#)
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:dancingGrenade:
http://youtu.be/Qh4jGL0BuqA (http://youtu.be/Qh4jGL0BuqA)
:dancingBanana:
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:lmfao: Crudos, I like the part where the guy is pounding his head into his laptop. Been there done that.
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I have fired a few weapons in my life. With that said, I have never fired a Glock pistol. So if anybody would like to send me there's to do a field test I will give you my address. ;)
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Samesies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfQ9o2-9BM#ws)
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Bowing out of the fighting/bickering in that other thread, figured I'd share some laughs lol
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Peter Schiff's Stand-Up Comedy At NY's Funniest Reporter Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne__pTRAenc#ws)
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What The Fuck Did I Just Watch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt379grdD4Q#t=172 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt379grdD4Q#t=172)
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Ah, I see Courtney Love is still keeping busy nowadays.
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OMG! I think I just threw up just a little bit in my mouth. :facepalm:
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What The Fuck Did I Just Watch?
I'm more concerned how you ended up in that dark corner of the internetz. :facepalm:
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I am getting the idea that some folks don't know what funny really is.
For your viewing pleasure,
best nut shots ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6258GW4_lk#)
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Are those natural methods of getting a vasectomy? :faint:
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I'm just thankful that those kids are taking themselves out of the gene pool.
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OMG! :suicide:
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Russians Refuse to Shake Obama's Hand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2cBAcLpGU#)
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An oldie but goody...
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ#)
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(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8485/z1yh.jpg)
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This made me chuckle...
http://youtu.be/PFxn0Dv3tHA (http://youtu.be/PFxn0Dv3tHA)
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:lmfao: Great vid Crudos!!! :thumbsUp:
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You on calguns too crudos? WTF.... lol
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Another one.... :lmfao:
http://youtu.be/sDtbk8sZXbg (http://youtu.be/sDtbk8sZXbg)
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http://www.intothemangrove.com/2013/01/07/into-the-mangrove-028-bro/ (http://www.intothemangrove.com/2013/01/07/into-the-mangrove-028-bro/)
You Bros know who you are.
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:o Those bros would have to like beer one hell of a lot more than I do. Of course, from what I've seen of some of those long neck bottles, the guy drinking from it might as well be sucking on a, oh well, I won't go there.
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Perception Vs Reality (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2p6c8fXuaU#)
How To Be An Operator. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf0R7n02owM#)
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Great find Deathstyle!
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Any questions?
(http://www.glennbeck.com/publish/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-24-at-3.13.02-PM-e1382642025574.png)
(http://filmbalaya.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/a_christmas_story_13.png)
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:lmfao: Toooo funny SK!
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AWKWARD SEX (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmgWW3OZVEc#ws)
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(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr05/21/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-14008-1385052024-14.gif)
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How to Ruin Thanksgiving | Hilah Cooking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RksFBs4Riuk#ws)
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(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/p480x480/1506005_724502130904134_1444107531_n.jpg)
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Another oldie but goodie...
Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTbYUd1jUc4#)
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And it started so well... Buttstock held against the shoulder properly, supporting the PKM with the other hand, controlled bursts, and actually aiming using both sights - impressive for FSA rebels!
But then the inner snackbar took over control......
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e9_1363498755 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e9_1363498755)
EDIT: Fixed embed link - APX808
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Cover is for pussies :lmfao:
Iraq Al Maliki militia agains resistance sniper
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=560_1393354909 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=560_1393354909)
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Where is this? Venezuela? Cuban military?
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That is Iraq Al Maliki militia
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(http://pixcdn.posterrevolution.com/pr/10/683008f.jpg)
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Cover is for pussies :lmfao:
Iraq Al Maliki militia agains resistance sniper
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=560_1393354909 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=560_1393354909)
Lets all put our hands together for the newest member of the pussies coalition. Lol
The military dudes were probably getting sick of him so they didnt say shit lol. "Fuckers always screaming Allah n shit when were trying to be stealthy".
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lol
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http://youtu.be/XU28VypI-o4 (http://youtu.be/XU28VypI-o4)
http://youtu.be/-lEEN1zh0CM (http://youtu.be/-lEEN1zh0CM)
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How To Quickly Cure a Hangover (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FmgGXZvZ0#ws)
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Made my Monday just a little better after I saw this. Courtesy of https://www.facebook.com/mbest11x (https://www.facebook.com/mbest11x)
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Old man Carlin doing his thing. :walkingstick:
http://youtu.be/gaa9iw85tW8 (http://youtu.be/gaa9iw85tW8)
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6149068032/hEA2877F3/)
Just thinking about your boat John!
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:lmfao: TG!
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(http://i.imgur.com/2Y4lu.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/hFXdAGl.gif)
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:lmfao:
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Ihad a casing get stuck in my throat protector of all places I unknowingly looked down and seared the shit out om my neck/jaw and now i've vot a hole in my beard if I grow it out.
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So you are beard handicapped Burt? :what:
Thatguy, do we allow beard handicapped folks on this forum? :trolling:
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Seems like Beards for Bros is called upon yet again to help another soul in need of tactical facial hair.
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Handicapped!?
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Aaaahhh!!! Kill it with fire!!!
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I am going to donate some of my beard to you Burt. Yes it's a bit gray but if you squint nobody will notice :cheers:
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I recently went just mustache, but i'm growing back the goatee, which just skirts past my handicap.
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http://youtu.be/eiJWCJc4Oec (http://youtu.be/eiJWCJc4Oec)
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This guy
http://youtu.be/KMcny_pixDw (http://youtu.be/KMcny_pixDw)
and might as well this one...
http://youtu.be/HAo5GgaJmsA (http://youtu.be/HAo5GgaJmsA)
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Yeah, I quit "feeding the the pig" back in '05... and never looked back.
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If you've got internet, you don't need cable.
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Cable for all intents and purposes will be gone in 10 years. You will access everything through the web.
We have NEVER had cable up at the cabin. We get any station we want via the web. Watch football, baseball and other sports events without an issue. Fox News Channel every night as I have to have my Five, Bret Baier and Megyn Kelly. :pirateThumbUp:
Then we have the Roku for all of the newest and greatest movies and other stuff.
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Hitler's Reaction to Gen4 Glocks, the 45. ACP, and Americans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQYep23-onw#ws)
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Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU#ws)
It's funny 'cause it's true (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DYje57V_BY#)
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http://youtu.be/GFXwcdrsjto (http://youtu.be/GFXwcdrsjto)
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http://youtu.be/sHUgSl4_Yxs (http://youtu.be/sHUgSl4_Yxs)
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Fuck yeah Crudos
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I'm digging the long hair + shaved sides on the bikini babe.
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Oh yeah Burt, I've decided I would be happy to pay that girl's rent.
I watch all of Matt's videos and find Derick the cyborg to be a constant source of motivation, if he doesn't skip leg day neither will I.
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goddamn giant fans!
http://youtu.be/fjMRVmbdzK8 (http://youtu.be/fjMRVmbdzK8)
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obama on beheading
This wouldn't surprise me.......
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http://youtu.be/dQRKjoAr_q8 (http://youtu.be/dQRKjoAr_q8)
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too fUNNY1
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Get in on the latest internet meme before everyone else, rofl.
http://youtu.be/Fh8Lo_V-Sls (http://youtu.be/Fh8Lo_V-Sls)
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Gun bin/Gun sanctuary. :lmfao:
and tons of other shit...
Still agree with the guy 100 I live at the source of Gander Mountain land and make it a mission to stop at the counter I will never buy anything from and tell that first time gun buyer who's being sold an 1500 dollar AR in order to go plinking that he needs to pick up a 10/22.
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:lmfao: to funny Crudos!
I use to "competitive shop" Gander Mountain often - Specifically their marine & fishing departments. While there I always took a skip through their hunting departments too ;) IMO, Gander Mountain's CEO has never been fishing, hunting or boating. He/she is just a retailer and doesn't care about the products hence the quality of people they hire are low end...If they have a pulse they get hired.
With that said though, Cabela's and Bass Pro store personnel are not much better. It's the old adage of, "you get what you pay for." If you want to buy something a few bucks cheaper hit the old Gander Mountain, Cabela's or Bass Pro. If you want some good advise to go along with your purchase and willing to pay a few bucks more - Go to your local sporting goods Mom & Pop store.
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Another upcoming internet meme for your 'enjoyment'.
http://youtu.be/ZAd3cSqYjqQ (http://youtu.be/ZAd3cSqYjqQ)
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@crudos
??? I must must be getting old because I don't get it... not even a little bit. But for some reason I am reminded of "Ow My Balls" (Idiocracy reference.)
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I don't get it either really, but the kids love it, apparently.
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This qualifies as serious discussion or serious comedy. I am not sure which so here it is.
Nemo
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Nemo: Beer and Coffee are serious things! :thumbsUp:
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I do think this link goes better with beer.
and now for something completely different... "the Larch".
there was a nasty chemical at loose in the WDC school system, at that time they were worried about mercury from broken thermometers. picture people in yellow hazmat suits going through decon after cleaning up the horrible, deadly, neurotoxin... mercury :hiding: Ok, Ok, Mercury is a poison, but in its liquid state, it can be dealt with safely, quickly and efficiently without the involvement of multiple people in moon suits.
a couple of like minded people started handing out flyers warning about another serious chemical that wasn't getting enough attention. I thought it was tongue in cheek funny. What gets me is that members of the WDC school board took this seriously - interviewed on TV for posterity. They wanted to look into this nasty chemical and wanted to know why it was allowed within the DC schools. The flyers were all about DHMO or DiHydrogen Monoxide. pretty nasty stuff, it can kill.
here is a link to the DHMO faq. http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html (http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html)
here is a link to the MSDS https://www.stcloudstate.edu/osh/safety_health/msds/documents/DihydrogenMonoxide.pdf (https://www.stcloudstate.edu/osh/safety_health/msds/documents/DihydrogenMonoxide.pdf)
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So many 'educated' people hitting the alarm bells over this make me fear for our society.
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Yes, DHMO is dangerous stuff. It takes a careful balance to not kill you. Too much or too little you are dead. Too much in the right place and too little in the wrong is just like too little in the right and too much in the wrong.
And if highly educated people who should realize such things cannot understand that water is necessary and you can die of thirst or water intoxication or even drown is just dumb.
Nemo
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But for some reason I am reminded of "Ow My Balls" (Idiocracy reference.)
DUDE! I like love that show, man....
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Microbes from Hell (Contagion -vs- Outbreak @ Movie Smackdown) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpqwfXv7OxQ#ws)
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http://youtu.be/zUx3h63Xbpk (http://youtu.be/zUx3h63Xbpk)
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SNL's I'm A Bill On Capital Hill.
http://youtu.be/JUDSeb2zHQ0 (http://youtu.be/JUDSeb2zHQ0)
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Love it! :thumbsUp:
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FACES OF METH (PROGRESSION):
[spoiler](http://wallpoper.com/images/00/29/19/59/chucky-dolls_00291959.jpg)[/spoiler]
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I have some crank stories that I will not go into with such a broad audience.
With that said...Coke is a piss poor high when compared to crank. With the great high (As I have been told) of crank comes the adverse affects - Both internal and external. Once it becomes external your internal "stuff" is shot.
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More often than not in my town it's shot by a cop..
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Are talking gun or spike?
Shot in this day and age can be taken many different ways ;)
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http://youtu.be/dBaISwLnrgo (http://youtu.be/dBaISwLnrgo)
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Bubbles!... pew...pew... got you.
:lmfao: thanks crudos, his video's are great.
Ok i've got something a little different.
News article you've got to read.
McDonald’s ex-manager steals 29 tons of McNuggets
http://infossip.com/mcdonalds-ex-manager-steals-29-tons-of-mcnuggets/ (http://infossip.com/mcdonalds-ex-manager-steals-29-tons-of-mcnuggets/)
(http://infossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/man-steals-29-tons-mcnuggets.jpg)
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Oh this guy too!
http://youtu.be/WllmUTgi5Tg (http://youtu.be/WllmUTgi5Tg)
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NSFW
sickle cell anemia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA_Rkk1WdHs#ws)
EDIT: Fixed video embedding. - APX.808
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Happy Easter Reaver!
(https://scontent-gru.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/22826_1014256431927468_1763939018868747828_n.jpg?oh=db0b5beba29fc221d995111c532393ea&oe=55BB031F)
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:lmfao: Looks like the big bad Easter bunny ate John Wayne. :hiding:
Watch out Rvr! :zombitron:
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If that had happened, John would be crawling out the other end, dragging rabbit guts behind him.
Nemo
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:lmfao: Looks like the big bad Easter bunny ate John Wayne. :hiding:
Watch out Rvr! :zombitron:
1. How dare anyone show a photo like this. Hanged for treason you should be.
2.That rabbit shit ain't funny.
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Remember RvR, APX is from Argentina. He doesn't have the much admired John Wayneish developed patriotic gene as you and I ;) :cheers:
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Remember RvR, APX is from Argentina. He doesn't have the much admired John Wayneish developed patriotic gene as you and I ;) :cheers:
:cheers: That's right. Different country and all.... well APX since you're from another country. I know you need someone too look up to as a man. Mr Wayne in a bunny suit is still a step above anything your country has to offer :faint: :trolling:
Now, If you were in England that notch would be above a 12 foot extendable ladder on top of a fully extended cherry picker. :lmfao:
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OUCH! :lmfao:
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Remember RvR, APX is from Argentina. He doesn't have the much admired John Wayneish developed patriotic gene as you and I ;) :cheers:
APX can come up here next Memorial Day and hang out with me. We can watch The Longest Day, The Sands of Iwo Jima and The Green Berets.
I will let him hold my M-1 and I will hold the 30 carbine. That should surely make a real American grade man out of him. If it does not, well get out the clippers.
Nemo
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Poor APX! I don't think he has caught on yet :trolling:
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I promise, clippers are still down in the barn, next to the steer stalls.
Nemo
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I lol'ed
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Not sure if this has been posted here but.
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I saw the hildabeast.com thing in that graphic. I typed it in and tried to go there but it still available for someone to build a site on.
Is that reasonable for me to do, or am I just weird?
Nemo
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80 things I trust more than Hillary Clinton (http://thingsitrustmorethanhillary.com)
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I thought the fathers on the forum would appreciate this one. I know it would be me if I had a daughter.
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LOL! Yeah I am sure.
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This made me lol, also a top-notch cover of the original by ST.
https://youtu.be/X9jXnZS3ouU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Ho897tbrM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Ho897tbrM)
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Love it!
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new anti drone technology tested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeFBjF7fRc8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeFBjF7fRc8)
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new anti drone technology tested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeFBjF7fRc8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeFBjF7fRc8)
I guess in effect they were saying "Don't monkey around with us! We've been doing it longer!" :lmfao:
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I love beer but WTF? - old April fools jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9QHBgrPNY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9QHBgrPNY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tby91aTGF4&feat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tby91aTGF4&feat)
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JvLPJEkrlxo
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Legit convo w the office manager at my security post. She got into guns recently.
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Oh yea my name isn't Javi.
:gunner:
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Thats your assignment title?
Nemo
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No. It's a long story. lol
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I can read faster than you can type.
Nemo
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ljkg-cRGfZo
:dancingBanana: :lmfao: :dancingBanana: :cheers: :dancingGrenade: :trolling: :violin:
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>:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Quv42iE68 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Quv42iE68)
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Ah, the sound of snowflakes melting.
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Nuff Said.
Nemo
(http://i.imgur.com/8VAfhSR.jpg)
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Arguing with a Liberal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__oak0bPnyc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__oak0bPnyc)
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AljakpXAh7c (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AljakpXAh7c)
I had to stop and laugh after her first sentence. Then pause and laugh again before she finished her 2nd sentence. Our House of Representatives has turned into a fucken daycare. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
#sostupidithurts
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The gift that just keeps on giving.
With that written, do not underestimate this clown. Many folks underestimated Mr. Trump and he is now President.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y531QRhEwc (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y531QRhEwc)
:dancingGrenade: :pirateThumbUp: :dancingGrenade:
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The gift that just keeps on giving.
With that written, do not underestimate this clown. Many folks underestimated Mr. Trump and he is now President.
3 years ago berny ran for POTUS and everybody laughed but if hillary didnt have everything rigged in her favor, he would have had a good chance of winning the nomination. Fast forward to today and look how the progressive/socialist/communist movement has gained in strength. These idiots will have a good chance of winning in 2020 and it scares the heck out of me!!
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Yupper Grizz.
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Won't be her until 2028 elections. She is 29 now and musts be 35 to be prez.
Nemo
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Don't worry!
We'll probably end up with Nancy Pelosi's nephew, California Governor Gavin Newsom, as the 1st Post-TRUMP Democrat President. :suicide:
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Don't worry!
We'll probably end up with Nancy Pelosi's nephew, California Governor Gavin Newsom, as the 1st Post-TRUMP Democrat President. :suicide:
Joke thread and that is not a joke. That is scary!
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Don't worry!
We'll probably end up with Nancy Pelosi's nephew, California Governor Gavin Newsom, as the 1st Post-TRUMP Democrat President. :suicide:
Joke thread and that is not a joke. That is scary!
I take responsibility for the derail but that squirrel needed attention and you know how that goes... :facepalm:
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Our minds require more attention than that squirrel. Consider yourself appropriately informed.
Nemo :lmfao:
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dhAr9bvEUnY&t=92s (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dhAr9bvEUnY&t=92s)
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found on the web:
My family on the Corona Virus
Dec 2019 me; we should keep an eye on this. family; you're a hypochondriac.
Jan 2020 me; we should stock up. family; you're being dramatic.
Feb 2020 Family; what should we be doing? me; i explain pandemic preparedness.
Mar 2020 Family; ignore everything i or the DH&SC said and stockpile toilet paper. me, :faint:
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found on the web:
My family on the Corona Virus
Dec 2019 me; we should keep an eye on this. family; you're a hypochondriac.
Jan 2020 me; we should stock up. family; you're being dramatic.
Feb 2020 Family; what should we be doing? me; i explain pandemic preparedness.
Mar 2020 Family; ignore everything i or the DH&SC said and stockpile toilet paper. me, :faint:
LOL. So the Shoprite near me was nearly empty of TP but the BJs was well stocked. One bulk buy lasts myself + 1 a year, so I got two more for the inevitable handouts to family if it gets really bad.
But I feel you. I explain the Dos and Don'ts and then the stuff they come back to me with is :suicide:
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Batman says shelter in place.
Nemo
(https://i.imgur.com/ALQGDxM.jpg)
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Gloves, Masks, Clothes?
All?
Nemo
(https://i.imgur.com/7NqO8MH.jpg)
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As it says--
Nemo
(https://i.imgur.com/SdpLTut.jpg)
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You will know its time when Cantore gets there.
Nemo
(https://i.imgur.com/hCiReYX.jpg)
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Remember Epstein?
Nemo
(https://i.imgur.com/xum32d1.jpg)
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Remember Epstein?
Nemo
(https://i.imgur.com/xum32d1.jpg)
:cheers: