For Independence Day we'll likely stay home, sit on the porch with the dogs, smoke ( evil ) tobacco and talk. We don't like driving into town ( a VERY small town ) even on a slow day, and frankly during a holiday we have too many tourists cluttering up the place. I'll stay here, shotgun in my lap, occasionally shouting "GET OFF'a MY LAWN! !". Our only fireworks come with buckshot attached ;-)
- Sir John Honeybucket
